Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian.
I have gotten a bit of joy out of their sorrows. This is wrong of me. I am a better person than this. I have checked page 2 of the newspaper daily to see if there is news of them and what they are doing.
I need to go to a 12 step program..."Hello, my name is Lisa and I am a...?" A what? I DON'T KNOW.
I don't follow any of Kim's shows, but I seem to know a lot about her. Scary.
Maybe if we all ignore Kim and Lindsay they will just fade away.
And why can't the Cleaning Fairy come while I am at work?