Okay, Anonymous.... This is what I know: you work at Parkside. You have gone to dinner and lunch with me. You have checked children for head lice. You are not married. You do have children. You are a woman.
Have you recently, in the last year, lost at least three dress sizes from off your body? Are you crazy? Do you have one of the best ring-tone laughs ever? Do you ever have a clean desk now that I am gone? Have we laughed together, cried together, screamed together and loved all of our girl friends together (not in a bad way)? Am I getting close?