I learned from a student that Calvid Coolid was responsible for the Stock Market Crash in the 20's.
One student spent 40 minutes trying to log onto the math book online. I even tried to help him. Then I asked him what color his math book is (the 8th grade math book is purple. It is easier to look for color than the little name). He looked at me so sweetly and said, "Let me get my math book out of my locker so we can see what it looks like. (WHAT THE HECK?!)