It's my birthday and I'm 23....no, wait...I'm 28.
Well, okay, 34, dancing on the floor.
Fine, I'm younger than 49.
I'm 42. And looking okay for an old lady.
Wow, my parents are getting up there in age. Weird. I am older than my mom was when Kelly and I met. In two years, I will be the age my mom was when Kelly and I got married. OH...MY...GOODNESS!!!!! That is too crazy to think about. My mind just blew.