When Brannon was little we told him that the ice cream man was bad. I told him that I wanted to throw rocks at the ice cream man. So...whenever Bran would hear that mind-splintering music, he would run into the house to let me know that the "bad man" was here and one day he actually threw rocks (pebbles) at the ice cream mobile.
I think that most (notice, I did not say "all") ice cream truck drivers are either drug dealers or pedophiles. One of my previous neighbors drove an ice cream truck AND sold drugs. I am also think that only pedophiles could drive around listening to that ear-cramping music all day long.
So, if there are any normal ice cream truck drivers out there, I would like to hear from you. Well, not really. And what is "normal" anyway?