School was cancelled today because of.... THE COLD!!!!

-27 degrees!!!!!!

Not snow, not tornado, COLD!!!!!

I don't want to go get the mail. Maybe they cancelled mail delivery today.

I stole this quote from my friend Jenny. Thanks.

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."